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Lorey: Hehehe.

Me: Love me.

Lorey; Looks like someone is desperate.

Me: DON'T JUDGE ME!

Lorey: "mushes my face all againts her breast" Is this what you want?

Me: YES YES YES! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!

Lorey: "chuckles a little" Your goofy.

Me: "laughs like goofy"

Lorey: "rubs my head" Your too silly to be scared of me.

Me: No, your just a hot female.

Lorey: Well thank you...

Me: So... whats with the camera?

Lorey: Oh, I take pictures of things I find interesting... Like your battle with Jeff.

Me: You was watching the whole time?!

Lorey: Well... I saw most of it but not the beginning.

Me:... What do you do with the photos?

Lorey: Draw them... Or paint them... either or.

Me: Ah.

Lorey: ... "mushes my face againts her breast once more as she laughs"

Me: YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA! SENPAAAAAAAAIIIII! (What the hell am I doing?) YOUR BREAST ARE SO SOFT! i CAN SLEEP ON THEM LIKE A PILLOW!

Lorey: YOU SILLY BLACK MAN! iM NOT YOUR SENPAI!

Me: OH MY GOD, AND SHE KNOWS ANIME!

Lorey: YOUR TOO GOOFY!

Me: LET ME KISS YOU SENPAI!

Lorey: no, your not single. Go kiss your first girlfriend.

Me: How do you know she's my first?

Lorey: ... I uh... stalked you all your life... Mostly in your sleep and dreams... Sometimes at school... Sometimes when you walk home from school... Sometimes when you masturbate.

Me: AW WHAT! "blushes insanely"

Lorey: Yes... even when you masturbate... And when you take showers... And when you talk to yourself all the time...even when you play with yourelf... I know everything about you...

Me: ...(talk about creepy... ) Uhhhhhhhhh... So uhhhh... About that masturbation...

Lorey: You wanna hand job don't you?

Me: WHAT!? NO!...MAYBE...

Lorey: Go tell your girlfriend to do that...

Me: Oooooooorrrrrr...

Lorey: If you want a three-way just ask your girlfriend for permission...

Me: (Oh my lord Jesus Christ, she knows everything about me) uhhhh... She might say no.

Lorey: Ok, no three-way then...

Me: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Lorey: Practically I love you... I know everything about you and I tend to like most about you...

Me: THEN FUCK ME!

Lorey: Stop it thirsty black man.

Me: ... Im just aroused right now...

Lorey: ... fine, i'll give you a hand-gob.

Me: "GASPS LOUDLY IN A COMEDIC WAY" REALLY!

Lorey: If I do so i'm gonna tell Jessica.

Me: "groans loudly"

Lorey: Hehehehe

Me: WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS!

Lorey: Because you a virgo... And virgos like that stuff...

Me: Dammit your right...

Lorey: Although I will suck you dry for free!

Me: REALLY!?

Lorey: Just kidding...

mE: nOOOOOOO

Lorey: Or am I?

Me: I sware i'm gonna rape you.

Lorey: Go right ahead. I like rough sex.

Me: RRRRRRGHHHH!"tranforms"

Lorey: "spreads her tentacles out" Oh be quiet mr. tough guy...

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