Jeff and Jane the killer comes overMature

{It begins with me running through the forest with 5 keys in a keychain}

Me: It was so much easier on the computer!

Marcy: "jumps from tree to tree as she slightly giggles" This is kinda fun.

Me: (No matter what she's always behind me. You can tell she's Stephan's daughter) "runs into the cabin breathing hard then starts walking around looking for the next key" Alright... Where are you key?

Marcy: "on the roof" Hehehehehe

{The cabin starts rumbling falling apart}

Marcy: W-W-What the!?

Me: "runs out that mug" I SHOULD'VE NEVER PRESSED THAT BIG RED BUTTON!

Marcy: THERE'S A BIG RED BUTTON!?

{The cabin falls apart with Marcy along with it causing her to scream a little}

Me: "I turn around running back to the cabin as soon as I heard her scream"

Marcy: "moves a large piece of wood from on top of her and sits up coughing"

Me: "picks her up putting her on my back" You alright?

Marcy: Y-Yea.

Stephan: "appears" ...The hell happened here? Did you push my big red button?

Me: Wait that's yours?

Stephan: "walks to the destroyed cabin and digs through it" Who told you to push my big red button? Who told you to touch my shit?

Me: I didn't know. My bad.

Stephan: "digs out the button" Well now you do... Let me demonstrate what it does. First, You hook it up to the place you wanna explode. "hooks the button on the tree" Then, you push it. "pushes the button" And wait 5 seconds. ... "the tree falls apart"

Me: The heck?

Stephan: Now come. Jeff and Jane is here. "touches my shoulder and we all vanish and appear in the kitchen where Jeff and Jane are"

Jeff: The hell is this guy?

Jane: Why the hell is Marcy on his back?

Stephan: Ok, Ok, let me explain... He's staying for the weekend.

Jeff:What!? Why?

Stephan: Because i said so.

Jeff: So now you like humans? So now you don't kill humans anymore?

Jane: "walks to me" What is your name?

Me:... Julius...

Jane: And somehow you made your way into this place and your not dead yet?

Me: Yes.

Jane: And your soul is still inside your body?

Me: Yes.

Jane:... Ok what did you do?

Me: I survived his dropkick an-

Jane: WHAT!?

Jeff: THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

Me: Is it really that much of a big deal?

Jane: How could you survive a deadly drop kick from Slenderman?

Jeff: And you don't even have a concussion.

Me:because uhhh... im a G?

Jeff: So you must be immortal...

Me: Uhhhhh...

Marcy: He's not immortal. It was just a miracle ok?

Jeff:... "takes out his knife" Sooooo you survived the deadliest kick in the world without an injure... Soooo you must be immortal. "cuts my wrist"

Me: "blood drips out my hand as I step back holding it" AH! THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

Jeff: No reason... Just to see if your was still gonna live.

Me: I sware, I will kill you with a paperclip, a subway coupon, a rubberband and a straw"

Jeff: Go on ahead and try... "widely grins" Because neither of us can die...

Me: "facepalms" I'll just rape Jane then.

Jeff: "stabs me in the chest"

Me: "dodges" hehehehehe

Jeff: I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!

Me: Dude im kidding.

Stephan: Don't kid around around them kid... You will get killed very easily...

Me: Sorry... My bad.

Jane; "walks up to me and cuts my neck"

Me: AH DAMMIT!

Jane: and don't EVER use me in your mouth like that.

Me: ok... I gotta... I gotta... go... bye...bye "passes out from blood loss"

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