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Enact a Civil war reenactment with you as the winner

You actually just say to the bodies "I am the winner!"  You wait for anyone to disagree.....  "I is the winner !!!!!!"  You kick a few of the corpses in the head just to show them who the man is.  I IS THE MAN DEAD BODY PEOPLES!!!!!! FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A . ........ WAIT A SECOND, YOU IS ALL DEAD I DON'T NEED TO FLOAT AT ALL....... I IS THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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