None Apply to Me

Study

The words on the paper failed to have meaning.  Crap.

I've never really had to study for tests.  I still make good grades.

Wedding

My mother marries my stepfather; my real father doesn't know.

My parents may not be married to each other, but each is in a happy relationship and have stayed in touch.

Siblings

Annoying, obnoxious, downright despicable. How are we siblings?

I am an only child, but I have more cousins than I can count.  None of them are over seven years old, and about half speak Spanish just as often as English.

The End

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