Breakfast of Champions

A poisoned meal? His stomach rumbled with anxiety (and hunger).


Toast to my first addition to! Not really much of an explanation to this one, except for the fact that I am presently very hungry and have been thinking of royal deception all day.

If I were to be fed poison in my meal, I'd hope it was a good feast. Nothing would be more disappointing than kicking the bucket after having eaten soggy cereal, or lumpy mashed potatoes sans gravy. That must be why I eat so lavishly all the time - can't afford to take the risk! :@  

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