Never climb in ruined castles at night

Girl unfrozen after 1,000 years.  Eye witness says she’s hot.

 

My husband wouldn’t repair the lock and now we’re stuck.

 

"Twenty-five masterpieces," laughed the artist as the gallery burned.


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Well, writing that was fun, but it wasn’t French homework.  I didn’t give them titles, because I feel that that would be adding words.

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