Chapter 9Mature

It begins with Shard at the bar with his head down on the table

Mira: "slides on over to Shard" HI Shard.

Shard: Hi Mira...

Mira: You need a drink?

Shard: I don't feel like drinking.

Mira: Aw c'mon. it's healthy for you. "slides some orange juice across the table"

Shard: ...

Mira: It's just orange juice Shard. It won't do anything.

Shard: ... "takes the juice and drinks it letting out a sigh afterwards" Thanks Mira.

Mira: Anything for a friend of mine. "smiles" Hey Shard?

Shard: Yea Mira?

Mira: April fools. "brightly smiles"

Shard: "jumps" W-What?! Mira? What did you doda me?

Mira: "smiles brightly" \

Shard: MIRA!? WHAT YOU PUT IN MY DRINK?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!

Mira: Oh nothing. I just put some viagra in your drink thats all. A really big dose of viagra. April fools Shard.

Shard: W-What? "looks down and sees himself highly aroused causing his jaw to drop" DAMMIT MIRA!

Mira: "smiles"

Shard: ITS NOT EVEN APRIL! IT'S OCTOBER YOU DEMONIC BITCH!

Mira: "smiles" Happy early april fools Shard.

Shard: "cries hilariously as he's bent over trying to cover himself" Dammit Mira.

Mira: "smiles" Yea, you'l be in that way for about two weeks.

Shard: "whines" WHAT i EVEN DO TO DESREVE THIS!?

Mira: "walks off"

Shard: "bangs his head on the table crying in an hilarious way"

Music suddenly occurs called line in the sand. As soon as the drums kicked in Laxus appeared patting Shard's back

Laxus: What happened Strawberry?

Shard: "crying" Mira put a big ass Viagra in my drink. now i'm aroused for weeks!

Laxus: HA! Sucks to be you strawberry!

Shard I need to give her payback!

Laxus: And how are you gonna do that strawberry?

Shard: Laxus, can you give me 2 viagra's?

Laxus: Yea, whatever. it's gonna cost ya. How much you got?

Shard: 60 on me right now.

Laxus: Sorry, 50 a piece.

Shard: DAMMIT! Let me get my wallet. "vanishes and appears 5 seconds later then gives him the wallet"

Laxus: Pleasure doing buisiness with you. "drops 2 viagras in his hand"

Shard: Thanks Laxus!

Laxus: No problem Strawberry.

Shard: "vanishes"

Meanwhile in Freed's room

Freed: "asleep"

Shard: "appears next to him and starts poking him" Freed?

Freed: "asleep"

Shard: "pokes him again" FREED!

Freed: ... What do you want Shard? "looks and sees him aroused causing him to jump back" AH! WHAT THE HELL!?

Shard: I need your help!

Freed: "has a disgusted look on his face" What the hell is that?

Shard: Mira put Viagra in my drink! IM STUCK LIKE THIS FOR WEEKS!

Freed: So everything turns you on?

Shard: Anything that CAN turn me on turns me on!

Freed: Which is...

Shard: Everything...Look, I need you to sneak and put this in her drink! "gives him 2 viagras"

Freed: You want me to risk my life, and ruin my trust with Mirajane? You couldve asked Bickslow to do this. He loves stuff like this.

Shard: GOOD IDEA!

Freed: Hey. I didn't say I wasn't gonna do it. Shall we get started? "vanishes"

Shard: Dammit Im so horny! SON OF A BITCH! "vanishes"

They both appear at the bar where Mira was cleaning a glass with a smile on her face

Shard: "appears" Hi! I got you some gr-

Mira: Hi Shard!

Shard: -_-... Hi Mira... Look, I got you some grape soda. "takes out the grape soda he had in his pocket"

Freed sneaks behind the counter and drops the viagra's in her drink then nods his head at Shard telling him its done then he hides.

Mira: It's Ok Shard. Thank you anyway. "walks to her drink and picks her glass up" I have a drink of my own. I appreciate it though. "drinks her purple drink"

Shard: "has a giant smile on his face"

Mira: Whats with the smile?

Shard: Does it taste funny?

Mira: N-no. Did you do something to it?

Shard: I dunno. Did I?

Mira: D-Did you?

Shard: You'l find out soon enough.

Mira: Shaaaaard?

Shard: "smiles"

Freed: "appears next to Shard"

Mira: "starts squirming with a blush all over her face with her breathing hard and her eyes squinched"

Shard: How do you like a taste of your own medicine?

Mira: "breathes hard" ... "collapses"

Freed and Shard looks down at Mira from across the counter.

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`Mira tackles the both of them

0.6 seconds later

It Shows Freed, Shard, and Devil Mira in the bed with them both holding the cover crying in a frightened manner

Just kidding! that didn't happen! rewind!

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Mira: "turns devil"

Shard: "eyes widens" Uh-oh

Freed: ...run...

They both sprint off with devil Mira chasing after them with Shard and Freed screaming in the background. They jump out the window landing on the ground and keeps running hella fast with Mira hawking them down.

Shard and Freed: BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA!

Freed: "trips"

Shard: FREEEEED!

Freed: Shard! SAVE YOURSELF!

Freed gets pulled into the dark Abyss by Mira's arm as he was scratching the ground

Freed: NOOOO!

Shard: FREEEEEEED! NOOOOOOOOO!

The End

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