Freed: This happens every Chapter...
Levy: Is he ok?
Freed: Of course he is.
Shard: "wakes up"
Shard: "closes his eyes back up pretending to be unconscience again and talks to Freed inside his head" (Hey Freed?)
Shard: (You read sleeping beauty right?)
Freed: ... No, that is not happening.
Freed: ("sighs" You owe me) He's ot waking up...
Levy: He's not?
Freed: Maybe you have to kiss him.
Levy: What?! How will that help?!
Freed: ... sleeping beauty...
Levy: W-Why me? Why I Gotta do it?
Freed:... Do you want him to die?
Levy: No... I guess... "slowly bends down to Shard hesitating and reaches her lips to kiss Shard's"
Bickslow: "pops out of nowhere" I GOT IT! "moves her to the side and licks his face"
Shard: "quickly gets up" AHH SICK!
Bickslow: Good, you woke. I need to show you something. "takes out his Iphone and shows him a website"
Bickslow: I found this website called .
Shard: What the?
Bickslow: And I stumbled upon something that would get on your nerves...
Bickslow: Yes... Look... I found this story with FreedXMira
Shard: -_-... I don't wanna read it.
Bickslow: Do you need me to Bickslow upper strike blow on you?
Shard: Uh, No.
Bickslow: Then read it.
Shard: But I don't wanna...
Bickslow:... "prepares his attack" BIIIICKSLOOOOW UPPER-
Shard: OK, OK I'LL READ! "reads it" ... I don't like it.
Bickslow: Too bad. Keep reading.
Shard: You don't control me.
Shard: OK, OK, Don't hurt me!