Senorita Kitty's

Hey. Do you want to go to Senorita Kitty's Mexican Tea Room "Home of the Enchi-la-di-da"?

Shut up. Why do you do that?

What's wrong with Senorita Kitty's Mexican Tea Room "Home of the Enchi-la-di-da"?

Nothing. You don't have to say the whole thing all the time.

What whole thing all the time?

ANY whole thing. You can just say the first part. Just say Senorita Kitty's.

But their sign says Senorita Kitty's Mexican Tea Room "Home of the Enchi-la-di-da".

You can leave off most of that. It's not like anyone's going to get confused.

But someone might want the Enchi-la-di-da.

So.

He might go to Senorita Kitty's Mexican Tea Room "Home of the Earl Grey Taco".

What?

Senorita Kitty's Mexican Tea Room "Home of the Earl Grey Taco" is not the home of the Enchi-la-di-da.

There's only one Senorita Kitty's in town. There's got to be only one Senorita Kitty's in the whole world...in the entire universe. And, you know what, it is the home...the only home...of the Enchi-la-di-da, and the Earl Grey taco, AND the cucumber finger chalupa, and EVEN the poblano scone-dita with Devonshire clotted cream cheese.

Why are you angry?

Shut. Up.

Hey?

What?

Do you want to go there?

Yeah. Let's go.

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