"Senior Moments"

You know you're having a "senior moment" when:

- you go outside to bring your dog inside the house and you panic - momentarily - that she has run off.  Then it dawns on you that she is downstairs in her crate. 

- you look for your phone, glasses, or keys, only to realize that you already have them on your person.

- you are talking to a friend on the phone and at the end of the conversation you forget who you've been talking to and accidentally say "I love you" before hanging up.

- you walk out of the store to your car and you try to open it - but there's only one problem - it looks like your car - but it isn't!