Those moments in life where the neurons just aren't firing quite properly...
You know you're having a "senior moment" when:
- you go outside to bring your dog inside the house and you panic - momentarily - that she has run off. Then it dawns on you that she is downstairs in her crate.
- you look for your phone, glasses, or keys, only to realize that you already have them on your person.
- you are talking to a friend on the phone and at the end of the conversation you forget who you've been talking to and accidentally say "I love you" before hanging up.
- you walk out of the store to your car and you try to open it - but there's only one problem - it looks like your car - but it isn't!