My landlord is not an asshole. I consider this lucky. But I do chuckle a bit when she puts sticky notes on our doors before rent is due. The first time I saw the note, I freaked out. It was shortly after I had moved in, and I worried I had done something wrong. Then I read it and realized that she is just a proactive rent seeker. That was the case here. A reminder that rent was due in a few days.
I uttered "welcome home" to nobody in particular as I entered my apartment. I tossed my keys onto a desk just inside the door.