Detect This!

The Detective: who, just now, read the online confession of Ana Rainover

JEEzuz Criminy!  Get Elaine from cold case unit on the line.   *taps fingers*  Pick up, Elaine.  Pick up the phone.  Pick UP.  *slams down phone*  Unbelievable.  Our first big break on the Gabbi case in over 20 years and she’s out looking for egg salad on wheat.

Am I the only one here who finds it interesting that whenever that punk kid Pistol traipsed around town behind him bodies were dropping like crap from a cow?



Sally Jones: Assistant to the town’s detective

eeuuw.  I hate it when Jim says crap. 

I heard that Pistol McDoozie was born in the toilet.

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