The Detective: who, just now, read the online confession of Ana Rainover
JEEzuz Criminy! Get Elaine from cold case unit on the line. *taps fingers* Pick up, Elaine. Pick up the phone. Pick UP. *slams down phone* Unbelievable. Our first big break on the Gabbi case in over 20 years and she’s out looking for egg salad on wheat.
Am I the only one here who finds it interesting that whenever that punk kid Pistol traipsed around town behind him bodies were dropping like crap from a cow?
Sally Jones: Assistant to the town’s detective
eeuuw. I hate it when Jim says crap.
I heard that Pistol McDoozie was born in the toilet.