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Scared Eddie's Math

Poor scared Eddie

Tried to do the Math.

Could he figure the Universe

And could he fight the moth?

A equals v if you minus the u

And put the whole lot over t

And then see how you go.

Poor scared Eddie

Tried to do the Math.

Could he figure the Universe

And could he fight the moth?

He tried to find the magnitude

Of Cepheid Variables.

But he forgot Apparent "m"

And "M" have different rules.

Poor scared Eddie

Tried to do the Math.

Could he figure the Universe

And could he fight the moth?

He wanted the solution

To Fermat's Last Theorem.

But when a moth's inside your eye

It's tricky to fathom.

Poor scared Eddie

Tried to do the Math

Could he figure the Universe

And could he fight the moth?

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