"Beggars, schmeggars. I'm pretty sure Mekala is the richest town of all." You nod to enforce the point."Definitely."
"Hmm, I'm not so sure of that," Straggly says. "That's Crown."
"Crown? Crown is poor!" you protest, knowing that that is false.
"I think you're wrong there," Straggly says forcefully. "Even the name 'Crown' signifies gold and glory. For someone so rich, you'd think that you would have learnt geography at least. Why are you lying to us?"