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Save a horse, ride a cowgirl!

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There is a phrase which seems to be used by people who want to distract others.

 ‘’Save a horse, ride a cowgirl!’’ they proclaim for no apparent reason.

Which is followed by other jokes centering on TexASS. I do not really find it offensive but I know some people who are not as tolerant as I am. I remember this girl who literally fell off her (high) horse while barrel racing just because that pesky phrase had distracted her. Fortunately, she knew how to handle the problem of hitting the ground with grace. 

Sometimes falls do not end so well. Sometimes it is downright embarrassing or even fatal. Yes, even falling off a horse requires some experience... 

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AliceTexas You're currently reading the story Save a horse, ride a cowgirl!, which was posted on Dec 4, 2009 by AliceTexas.

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