I'm pretty sure P.S I Love You is still in the machine. Should pick up from where I left it.
Where the hell is the remote ?
After searching pretty much everywhere for the DVD remote I find it under a pile of my brothers folders. Just like him to dump everything like that.
Sitting down I press play.
Oh my god ! Why can't I find the stop button on the remote? There it is. No, no, no Its stuck. Oh my god no. I run to the back of the tv and disconect the player.
Collapsing back onto the sofa the only words I can utter "That was DEFINATLY not P.S I Love You. Unless there was at some point a deleated scene where Holly decides to forget about men alltogether, and develops a fettish for whips and other women. I now understood why the remote had been hiden under his stuff.
I drop the remote hurriedly, I do NOT want to think about what last touched that.
Eww Eww Eww. I go to wash my hands. When I get back I notice...