What happened to Global Warming? It's freezing out here! And also ever so slightly humiliating; I am stood on the side of the motorway, thumbing the passing cars. So far no one has even stopped but I swear drivers are laughing at me.
A car full of yobs went past and one shouted something but they drove by too quickly. I wish I had a car that could drive past people too quickly...
I notice one of those emergency call boxes in the distance - they are orange aren't they? I'm sure they're normally positioned about every half a mile; I must be nearer one in the opposite direction - that one seems too far away.
Surprisingly, I appear to be bang in the middle.