A lot of funMature

I slowly opened my eyes, I had a splitting headache. I suddenly remembered the night before, well, I remembered what I could. All I remembered was that I had fun, a lot of fun. I got up from the left side of the bed, which was odd; I usually slept on the right side. Then I saw him.

“OH GOD!” I shouted. “Shit.” I changed my voice to a whisper as the naked man in the bed nearly woke up. I almost silently sung him a lullaby.

It was only 6am and just like always, I was an early riser. I went downstairs to get some aspirin.

“Hello, dear.” Her voice made me jump out of my skin.

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