Should this have a title cause that would be stupid, is this amount of words allowed in my title?

Or alternatively "cool"

There is this kid in my class who is strange as if you ask him anything he replies:

"Cool"

If you ask him what his name is He says: 

"Cool"

If You ask him what he thinks of Hitler he says:

"Cool"

If You ask him the temperature is in July he says:

"cool"

You get where I'm going.

Another annoying thing is that he appears to be in more than on place at the same time so he may be in every toilet at the same time. . And it is even more annoying when he is always walking past you saying Cool, over and over to every person in the school. 

Also he is obsessed with Cola, yes Obsessed. He eats nothing but Cola Bottles he only drinks cola and he bringed a collection of coke cans for show and tell. Do you know how hazardous it is to bring 1200000000 cans of coke in is?

Also He is IMMORTAL he must be as he never ages, he has been the same age for the last three years, never ageing at all he has looked exactly the same.

Also He has wore the same clothes every day for those four years, it is impossible to make him wear uniform, I mean I know he is from America so he isn't that used to uniform but this is ridiculous, the clothes he wears all of the time is: shorts (even in winter) T-shirt (The same red one every day) Sunglasses (indoors) and A Cap (All OF The TIME)

HE has been so annoying, for so long that it looks like I  am at my wits end, I have tried staying away from him - It don't work.

He is also talented at every randomthing everything, I mean tell him to do  something random that doesn't involve talking and he'll do it, perfectly I mean he is outside now doing 100,000 keepy ups.

So I looked up his myspace page: www.myspace.com/Coolaguy and found out a little bit about him.

His name.

Apparently he is called cool cola guy and this was well found as this is what is myspace page looks like.

Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
My name is cool cola guy Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

Another final thing about him is that he is WAY out of proportion, I mean way. He is four foot tall and has a two foot tall head and the rest of his body is the same size ( he has the same proportions as a 1 year old.) and he wears the same clothes over and over every day so he is like a cartoon, or maybe he is one, full stop.

HE IS BEGGINNING TO GET ANNYOING SO ANNOYING THAT I TRIED TO SHOOT HIM WITH A SHOT GUN!!!!!

He Survived.

HE CANNOT BE HUMAN

"Cool"

 

 

 

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