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It's the Dungeon!

The word that sprung into Kal's tired and aching head was "Finally!,"  as he saw a signpost sticking out of the mud. It read:

"Dungeon of unimaginable horror and terrifying anguish ahead. All traps and monsters copyright to B.R.E.A.K.M.E. Ltd. All rights reserved."

Kal wasn't entirely sure what this meant but was pretty certain that he had finally found his goal. Breathing a heavy sigh of relief he pressed onward  to what appeared to be nothing more than a great big dark hole in the ground. No steps. No ladders. No nothing. Just a hole.

He scratched his head and poked the hole with the tip of his axe. It undulateled as if the blackness was liquid.

Of course! It was a magic hole! Kal rolled his eyes. He didn't like magic it was way too unpredictable but the only way to circumvent this sort of magic was with a mage. He didn't like mages either. They didn't understand the art of blugeoning things and died extremely easily.

He winced knowing what he was about to do would probably prove to be a really stupid idea later. Taking a deep breath he made up a name and hoped for the best.

"Erm  ... err ...  I wish that really clumsy yet very charismatic mage Pickle was here. He gets everywhere and always seems to be around just when someone needs him."

He took a deeper breath and waited for the expected entrance of his new companion. A voice came from behind him.

"Nasty things holes. You don't just want to go walking into holes. Not good if you fall don't you know. Never know what's at the bottom. Magic holes are worse you can fall up a magic hole and not even realise you've done it!"

Kal turned to see a twenty year old in what appeared to be a big purple dress and conicle hat standing right behind him. He folded his arms.

"You'd be Pickle then?

"Yes. I was just eating my lunch in The College of High Magic and ... am I in a swamp? Excuse me. Do I know you?"

"No but I'm sure you will do after we've crawled out of that dungeon."

"I don't see any dungeon, there's just a hole in the ground."

"I know that. As you've just said, it's a magic hole, and I'm about to magic you through it with my boot if you don't let me in to the dungeon. Oh. I'm Kalith Willowhaven and you are now my companion."

"But I don't want to be a companion I want to go home."

He brandished his axe menacingly.

"You are now my companion. Or I'll just have to find another mage to go on lots of adventures with."

"You don't look very happy you know. Actually you look like you're very annoyed ... actually."

"I look like I'm about to cut you into lots of bloody bits if you don't get me into that DAMN HOLE!"

The mage obviously realised that the mood this warrior was in he'd be an ex-mage before he managed to get one magic syllable out and decided to change his tone very quickly. Best to cast the requested spell now and ask questions later.

"Ah. Entry spell then. Oh these are easy all I have to do is just say the right incantation and teleport us into the dungeon. Now what is it? Oh yes."

The mage took a deep breath and waving his hands mysteriously in the air said.

"Shiftyehbugger!"

For a second nothing happened. Then there was a poof and everything went black.

Kal sat there in the darkness. Something didn't feel right.

 

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snowstormfir "the only thing i have to say that's bad about this story is that for most of the way there's only one path to pick, so that's why i have put in an extra one on the start and another one later on, because currently it's not pick-a-path, its decide to go this way or no way, or write a way, so that's why I'm encouraging all of you to write on different options, not just the same story the whole way through, make it so you can PICK out of a choice of paths, so please, write on different ones than everybody else, that's my rant over"
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REDFOX "yeh i know, but i left for a while then came and re-read, hour had gone by then =[

RF
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Rac7hel "you can edit the story after it's published, for the first hour I think."
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REDFOX "yeah i noticed i had named him pickles when i re-read it the second time, after it had been published god damn it.

Yeah i dunno why i turned him into a lemon, interesting to see where it goes though, thanks for feedback,

RF
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Burndtree "Ohhh, but if only I waren't the trembling sort -- an adventurer, too, I might be. But I'm safe and it suits me to sip my ale and hear of all You Great...uh, Questers questing!"
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Crymzon "I go away for a day and everything expands ... Awesome!!

Welcome to RF excellent branch!
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Jillian "Haha, 'The Seeds of Rufus's furry loins'; equally disgusting as delightful.

Nice : )
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Rac7hel "Great story! and a very interesting world. :)"
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Crymzon "I think my head is swelling!

Obviously those comments go for the team which has just gotten one person bigger. Excellent!! =)

I'll probably post down both branches that have been offered to keep everyone involved and erm ... stuff.

Thanks again for the lovely comments!
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Jillian "I absolutely lovelovelove this story.

Actually, if anyone should walk up to me today and ask, "Do you know what the most wonderful and hilarious adventure tale in the entire world is?" I would smile and easily reply: "Yes, in fact, I do. It's called Questworld."
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Bolsheviki "Not all that long, I should think. =D
My god but I love Kal. I want to hug him. x3
Although he might decapitate me if I do that. Still. If I tie his hands behind his back first...
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Crymzon "Kal is probably the most bitter and twisted character I've ever created. Let's see how long it takes him to do something really unpleasant to his companions."
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Crymzon "Thanks for the comment Jillian, and not at all any advice is good advice in my book.

I'll put my hands up and say my biggest downfall is my grammar and I know my sentences have a tendency to run on. I'll do my best to remember where the commas should go and see if it works.

Anyway, thanks again =)
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Crymzon "I love the idea of swapping words into latin you can make something really silly sound really serious. I reckon we should stick with that idea, it's a good one.

Again, very well done.
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Bolsheviki "Why thank you. I like your bits as well, they make me laugh. =3 This could definately be an entertaining story."
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Bolsheviki "No worries. =3
Hope you like my contribution. n_n The idea of finding large weapons in small packs comes from all the adventure roleplaying games my brother plays...
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Crymzon "Yes and erm ... yes ... sort of a spoof on the whole sword-and-sorcery genre really. Well it will be if enough people branch, I'll be adding too obviously but I think I'll wait for someone else to do their thing first. Thanks for being my first commenter =)"
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Bolsheviki "I love this idea. xD Based on your sword-and-sorcery fantasy books and roleplaying games, yes?
I'll have to branch this when I can...
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