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..., it tasted good, whoo, you should have seen me eat all of those stewed prunes and baked beans. My oh my, though, I don't mind telling you I had the squits that night, and that ain't a pretty sight!

In the morning she gave me some valuable reconoissance, you might say, about where the government's men are likely to be and how best to avoid them and where people like us were. I thanked her kindly and made my way. I would have invited me with me but I kind of didn't want her to slow me down, if you catch my drift.

As I walked I had to keep on stopping on account of all the stewed prunes and baked beans I'd consumed the night before.

Anyhow without wishing to take you somewhere you don't want to go, I'll just tell you it took me a while to find the next fire learner.

I'll tell you about him in a while. I had stewed prunes again last night with the same consequences, if you catch my drift, so I'll be seeing you folks soon to tell you what happened next.

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