Celeste: And take off your shoes.
[A sigh. Footsteps. Rustling. A brief silence. More rustling]
Male: There. And don’t fucking tell me what to do.
Celeste: [Soft moan] I never hear you talk like that.
Celeste: I think I like it. [Soft moan]
Male: Don’t. Just <pause> not now. Please. I want to settle this.
Celeste: Whatever. Fuck you.
Male: Why am I the only one trying to save our marriage?
Unknown Speaker [Whispering]: [Unintelligible, sounds like: Cuff. Tay]
Male: I said why am I the only one trying to save our marriage? If you don’t want to be married just fucking say so.
Celeste: Save our marriage? <chuckle> No, no. You still haven’t even given me an example.
Male: I shouldn’t have to.
Celeste: You’re telling me that I’m always, always suspicious about you. And I always make sure that you know I am, but I’m always so sly about it.
Celeste: No, that’s you and your family. I don’t beat around the bush. If I had a problem I would tell you.
Male: The other night I was watching a movie
Celeste [Interrupts]: I remember your little nudie flick.
Male: It wasn’t a nudie flick. It was a cop movie. You walked in during the one scene with nudity in it.
Male: Uh-huh is right. And when I went to the gym the other day, you smelled my underwear when I got home.
Celeste: Bullshit. I wouldn’t sniff your nasty gaunch.
Male: You do when you’re doing laundry.
Celeste: That’s only to see if they’re clean.
Male: I didn’t say it was for a different reason. I just meant that you’ve done it.
Celeste: At least I do laundry. What do you do?
Male: I work. But that doesn’t matter. You’re trying to distract me. You always do this. I saw you sniff my underwear when I got home, and you weren’t doing laundry.
Celeste: No you didn’t, because I didn’t do it.
Male: Yes you did. I saw you.
Celeste: What’s the point of this?
Male: Well, if you didn’t do it then you know how I’m feeling, being accused of something I didn’t do. And if you did then I’m right.
Celeste: I never accused you of anything.
Male: Are you not even listening? You always do. You do it every day. If I look in the direction of another woman, you don’t just hit me lightly and be done with it like most women. No, you ignore me for three days. [Tape hiss. Static] And I can’t have any friends that are women. It’s fucking ridiculous. I’m sick... <unintelligible> ...anymore.
Celeste: Fine. Okay. You don’t have any friends, okay? So yes, I am suspicious when suddenly you get one and it’s a pretty girl.
Celeste: Any woman would. And don’t lie to me and tell me you’ve never even looked at her in that way.
[Loud tape hiss]
Male: It isn’t like that. You should [Popping. Loud tape hiss for 8 seconds] ...not even the smallest amount.
Celeste: You’re a liar.
Male: No I’m fucking not!
Celeste: I don’t believe you. You are a fucking liar. And your underwear didn’t even smell like sweat.
[Loud pop. No audible sound except tape hiss from 11:12 to 19:43]