Sherry:

Thank you for being willing to go under the table. Knowing this, I offer a few other tidbits about me, before we embark on our first date. 

 I’ve been known to go downtown too, on occasion, often trying to hit a three of a kind at the tables.  And while they may be compromising positions, doubling down and  banging away at the slots intrigue me.  In fact, on my last trip I hit two queens in what turned out to be an embarrassingly expensive and unexpected full house.  If we play our cards right, perhaps we can be straight with each other and not flush a good relationship away.  That would be nice since I’ve crapped out of most other rolls of the dice.  Anyway, if you’ve laid off the chips and aren’t too much of a fat cat, I’m willing to go all in.

P.S. Hopefully I'm not playing too much roulette wthh the mature content here.

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I thought it might be fun to see what kind of personal ads or write-ups we could come up with for characters (or authors!). Think along the lines of the blurbs to be written as "profiles" on online dating sites, some of the profiles you see elsewhere and realize are just an advertisement that belongs in the personals column, or anything else you might find in the classifieds in the newspaper. Feel free to write responses to previous entries too. Would a character or author answer one of the posts? How?

updated Nov 16 '08 by CheshireGrin