Found on Government street this morning looking rather tattered, presumed to belong to a writer (or someone in possession of a thesaurus) as it answers to Dignity, Poise, Pride, Esteem, Decorum, and Distinction, among others.

If it is yours, be prepared to prove through demonstration that you have indeed lost your Dignity. Not seeking a cash reward, only permission to record your performance and receive a hand-written authorization to post said recording on YouTube. I will have my lawyer on hand to notarize the document, so you need not bring yours.

Please contact Jack at 250-208-3585 if you are serious about being reunited with your lost Dignity.

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I thought it might be fun to see what kind of personal ads or write-ups we could come up with for characters (or authors!). Think along the lines of the blurbs to be written as "profiles" on online dating sites, some of the profiles you see elsewhere and realize are just an advertisement that belongs in the personals column, or anything else you might find in the classifieds in the newspaper. Feel free to write responses to previous entries too. Would a character or author answer one of the posts? How?

updated Nov 16 '08 by CheshireGrin