Slightly frayed, tattered old sanity, worn a little thin over the very little time it was in my possession, however it is of great emotional and mental value to me.

It responds to the name "Malcolm" however it is timid and easily frightened away by preposterous ideas, such as "What if the world was an aborigine?". Last seen at a bad performance of "A Streetcar Named Desire" where it simply walked out on me... I've been lost ever since.

If anyone can recover it, I would be greatly appreciative, and I would be able to think of a reasonable and sensible reward as a thank you, as oppose to my current idea to hand out pineapples. Thank you.

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I thought it might be fun to see what kind of personal ads or write-ups we could come up with for characters (or authors!). Think along the lines of the blurbs to be written as "profiles" on online dating sites, some of the profiles you see elsewhere and realize are just an advertisement that belongs in the personals column, or anything else you might find in the classifieds in the newspaper. Feel free to write responses to previous entries too. Would a character or author answer one of the posts? How?

updated Nov 16 '08 by CheshireGrin