Just eat and slack.

Since you feel so lazy, and there is so much tasty looking junk food in the kitchen, you decide to just sit down and feed your face. You snack on all sorts of chips that are in the big bowls lying around on the table hoping to eat as much of it as you can before the other kids come. You also drink a lot of soda that is also available and you belch out loud without any concerns for table manners. You continue snacking before you see a delicious looking brownies which has a sign warning you not to touch. That doesn't stop you from getting up and attempting to take one. But before you were within five feet away from the brownies, you suddenly feel a strong urge to pee; it must have been all that soda.

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