Birds: Amateur Psychology NOAW!

April 15th, 2009


Daemon look back and forth between the two of them, "I am the only one sane in this group, aren't I? Anyways, my female side, which I don't currently have chained to chainsaw death bed... to hell with urges to go to kitchens and make apple pies. I need to heal these two. Time to get stepford on their rumps."

Daemon turns first to Fujitsu, "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"

Fujitsu cries out, "a great broccoli tree of DOOM!"

Daemon replies, "And how long have you felt this way?"

Fujitsu scratches his head and answers, "dunno, I've always felt doom like.. and broccoli is like a miniature bonsai. So it improves on a improved design."

Thinks for a moment and comes to reply, "Evidentally you have repressed sexual urges about childhood dinner."

"Sounds like every book on Freudiant Psychology's answer"

Daemon turns to Roy, "Tell me about your mother."

Roy looks up at Daemon but quickly chides one of his trio without realising the question, "pull your pants up! that is not appropriate behavour!"

Fujitsu replies, "my mom said that a lot too when I was younger."

Daemon "types" onto her dead sentrant, "crazy people have parents tell them to pull their pants up a lot." Daemon looks up from the dead sentrant she is typing on, "Good news, I might be able to make this a case study and get into Amature Psychology NOAW! A website I shall construct as I do this."

Fujitsu shouts and jumps up, "hooray!"

Longsword who spent the entire time arguing himself looks up again, "wait, what?"

The End

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