So basically, this is a Plot-Twist-No-Planning-Collab-Game-Thing in which I will start a story with a maximum of 2 paragraphs and submit the work. The next person then continues the story with a maximum of 2 paragraphs but attempts to twist the story 180 degrees and so on and so forth. Hopefully, we will end up with a story so filled with plot twists that it'll be pretty amazing. Good luck!
Don't go near dead things. That's what my aunt told me before I left to the park. Of course she has no idea what she's talking about. She hasn't met it. When I call it a park, it's more like a rubbish dump. When I call it a rubbish dump, it's more like a hole in the ground. But of course, we call it a park. It is technically a park. Technically.
Sitting in this hole in the ground, I notice a beetle crawling into an old tyre. You can tell I was bored. There are beetles everywhere. I follow it. The sun is blaring down on me. Forecasts are wrong. Again. Typical.