uma and the tumourMature

Harry knew a lady called Uma

she said her lump was a tumour

well that's what she said

but she'd been christened Fred 

so the tumour of Uma was just rumour.

Uma tried hard to disguise

the transient lump of her lies

the tightness of her girdle

meant any small hurdle

would quickly bring tears to her eyes.

The End

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