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HeyItsLanders The Catfish: am I boyfriend material for you?

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City
North York/Toronto, Ontario
Smoker?
No
Sign
Capricorn
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Height
6'3" (190.5 cm)
Body Type
Athletic
Age
18 year old Man
Religion
Presbyterian
Relationship
View his relationship needs
Chemistry
View his chemistry results

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Below was a picture of Landers labeled May 5th. It was only two days old. That was his main display picture. In it, his bold blue eyes shone wildly, and his fresh buzzcut bristled in brown. He wore a simple white tee, and a pair of denim painter's pants.

Beside that, was a small textbox above a larger textbox in which a user could send him a quick message. And then, to the right, was an ad for a different relationship site of all things. To Stacy, it advertised MeetLocas go green and date your neighbour. To Alexis, it advertised ChristianSingles looking for other believers?

Further down, there were thumbnails of three other photographs, which could be viewed if Stacy, Alexis or any of his other matches were to move their mouse over them. The first, he had taken after working out, while flexing shirtless in front of the mirror in a pair of gym shorts. The second was a close-up of his face, fully smiling without any obvious coffee stains or overly whitened teeth. And the third was a motion shot of him, in full soccer uniform, passing a ball to a friend in front of a well-guarded net.

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I am seeking a
Woman
For
Long term
Do you drink?
No
Do you want children?
Yes
Marital Status
Single
Do you do drugs?
No
Profession
Student
Do you have children?
No
Smarts
N/A
Do you have a car?
Yes
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Intent
HeyItsLanders is actively seeking a relationship.
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Relationship History
The longest relationship HeyItsLanders has been in was under 1 year long. 
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Interests
snowboarding
camping
kayaking
canoeing
soccer
theatre
acting
movies
skateboarding
video games
working out

comedy
family

cuddling
hugging
kissing
reading
hanging out
monopoly
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About Me
Hey there! I'm Landers, as you may have guessed. I work weekends at Super Pet. I'm on a competitive soccer team, and we do fairly well. I was raised Presbyterian, but I guess I'm a an agnostic, so religion doesn't matter to me right now. I'll try not to ramble. I promise. =D

Cougars will not be poached here, sorry older ladies!

I like to stay fit, and keep up with my friends. They mean a lot to me. In fact, one of my best friends told me about this site. I hope it's all it's cracked up to be... or more, heh heh.

I'm new to the site. I must admit, I've never been with anyone before. I figure it's best to get that detail out of the way. ;-) If you're still reading at this point, and you're interested, gimme a shout!
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First Date
As I said, I have no dating experience. However, I've got plenty of ideas, and no lack of confidence. I'll be spontaneous and keep you smiling. But I don't want to go see a movie on the first date, because I'd rather get to know you more than that would allow. Mmmk? Walk. Talk. Laugh. Smile. And maybe fall in love?

And if you're just gonna message me for the sake of one date, with a guy who has a car, or if you're after some other kinda ride, please don't waste my time. I'm here to date. I don't want casual sex, so don't tempt me. I won't take advantage of you, so don't take advantage of me. =)

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The End

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