Japhur decide to be gay

Japhur thought long and hard about his father's wise words. Yes, he decided, he would turn gay and get a part-time job. Maybe he could be part-time gay and eat hamburgers for the other part of the time? He decided to skip the Cola, though: that would need a third lot of time.

He packed a mac and a sweater and went off on a country break.

On his way he came across a can of corner-shop Cornflakes. "The best to you," he read, "even terrible". Shrugging he packed that, too. He quite liked canned Cornflakes even if their advertising logo showed no sign of grammatical ability.

All of a sudden a wizard popped his head around a tree.

"The best to you," cackled the wizard, "even terrible." 

The End

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