Japhur's Father and Mother Don't Agree

"Nol," said Japhur's father.

"Norl," she replied.

"Nol," he continued.

"Norl," she added.

"Nol," stated the male in the conversation.

"NAIL!" shouted his wife.

"Nail? No, it's 'nol' and 'norl' we're doing. Again: Nol."

"Norl."

"Nol."

"Norl."

"Nol."

"NILE!"

"Nile?? Going to Egypt, are we? Stay with me, please: it isn't that difficult! Nol."

"Norl."

"Nol."

"Norl."

"Nol."

"NARL!!" yelled Japhur's mother.

"Where the heck d'you get 'narl' from, ay? That's stoopid! Once again, please: Nol."

"Norl."

"Nol."

"Norl."

"Nol."

"Norl."

"Nol."

"NURL!!"

You could have cut the atmosphere with a knife.

"Right, I'm going out to get ROYALLY DRUNK!" shouted Japhur's father, enraged that anyone should spoil his "Nol - Norl" game.

The End

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