Once upon a time, in a land far away,
I stumbled upon a castle, and uttered "What is this, I say?"
I wandered through a garden, where flowers seemed to grin,
I asked myself, "What trouble have I gotton in?"
Walking, I started to fall,
I wondered what it is at all,
I tripped, I fell, I screamed.
I yelled, I died, or so it seemed...
I woke up and stuttered, "What was that?"
I turns out, on my face there was a cat.