Yep. I was right.
From the moment I walked out of that door, life started sinking it's sharp little teeth into my backside.
Missed the bus.
Had to walk to school.
In the pouring rain.
With no raincoat.
Dropped my homework.
It is now illegible.
FGot to school late.
The teacher bit my head off.
Missed my chair when I tried to sit down on it.
Crash. Bang. Wallop.
Cue immense laughter from the class.
My trousers sustained a large rip in the bum.
It just so happen to be wearing green and orange stripy pants today.
They are several sizes too large.
My new nickname is now Baggybum.
My life sucks.