Several teenagers are sitting, slumping, snoring on folded arms around a lunchtable. A tipsy pile of think-spined books is stacked in the center and styrofoam trays smeared with ketchup are pushed back into the books.

"You know what I think?"

"Mrph."

"Get up, doof. You know what I think?"

"Nrp. No."

"I think we should form a club - whatcha think?"

"Why?"

"Cuz we haven't joined any clubs this year - or last year - and our college applications are gonna be frickin boring if we don't. They look at that kinda stuff."

"..."

"What?"

"What possible kinda club could you be thinkin of?"

"I dunno. Cricket?"

"Cricket."

"What's wrong with that?"

"We're Americans. We don't do that kinda crap."

"Hmph."

"Hey. Lookit that."

"What? The clones?"

"Yeah. Lookit that."

"What about em?"

"How their sleeves 'do not cover the ball of the shoulder'. Or their skirts that 'do not extend to just above the knee or lower'."

"That's their uniform, isn't it? The cheerleader one, I mean."

"Yup."

"That's total crap!"

"Yup."

"I mean, they wouldn't let me wear anything like that! I've tried. My pink tights, yaknow? They said they're 'obscene'."

"That's cuz you're not school sanctioned to be a slut."

"..."

"Hm?"

"You think my pink tights are slutty?"

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Every one of us has had that snobbish, hypocritical, arrogant moment. That envious conversation you have, trying to convince yourself that what you want isn't any good and the person who has it is a show-off. Etc., etc., etc. So whether or not the conversation, thought, or critique has been one you've had/done before of the natures mentioned above - this is the place to put it. Start it by naming the situation in bold; conversation, thought, or critique, who's involved, etc. Conversations do not have to be between only 2 people, it can be a whole group. Critiques are not to be particularly formal. They should be one-sided and sound snobby or arrogant, etc. Put the subject of the next installment as the branch title as shown in the first post. And please do not take this seriously - it is only something to have fun with and do try to make the posts somewhat humorous. Showing some stupidity or absurdity in the person who is saying/thinking those things. A mockery of themselves in a sense, perhaps, whether it be subtle or obvious. Point is, NO OFFENSE INTENDED =) Happy, happy. Have fun !&##&ing, showing off and whatever else =P

updated Jan 5 '09 by jdxx