Ode To Chocolate
Oh Cadbury your Galaxy is just Heaven
beTwix Mars and the Milky Way –
Black Magic dreams come true;
Coffee Creams transport me, and
Turkish Delight insinuates itself into
my very soul, to Fry my intentions.
I am fragmented by Flakes, crumbling
their impossible wreck upon my tongue…
I’m set adrift on the good ship Bounty.
Tunnock’s Teacakes swell with cream
tantalizing, crushing promises of diets.
Oh Caramel me a Chocolate Orange Terry.
Wagon Wheels Yoyo, soft on an Aero
cloud, we fly After Eight White Mice
and Ruffles of Raspberry Snicker softly.
Oh Yorkie! Malteeser me to Bourneville
don’t let Lions Bar the way; Crunchie
is on the Topic of cancer and obesity.
Diabetic Thornton’s Fudge the milk;
fat prayers bring Minstrels and manic
moments – time is worth a Dime.
Oh Universe, send me the power of Jaffa
Cake sensibility, build me a fountain
of chocolate and bloody drown me in it!
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