Observations about the Weather
- If you're thinking about moving to Canada in January - don't, unless you're currently living at the South Pole.
- Piles of autumn leaves tend to have sticks in them - don't throw them unless you intend to put an eye out.
- Storms in any season are to be avoided on a long trip in a convertible.
- Watching skating from a car is a whole lot warmer than watching from the riverbank.
- Walking in a Winter wonderland is only romantic when you're dating - after you're married, it's just cold.
- Fishing in the Spring is only fun if you don't fall in.
- Thinking warm thoughts when it's 16 degrees Fahrenheit, doesn't help much.
- Summer can't get here fast enough.
- Scraping car windows is not a spectator sport - come and help!
- Not all Canadians love Winter.
- I'd rather be in Barbados right now.
- Always buy boots with room for two pairs of socks.
- Fashionable designer boots are only good for indoor weather - pointed toes and high heels aren't a great idea on icy streets.
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