Five little ducks went swimming one day,
Over the hill and far away,
Mother duck said “Quack, quack, quack,”
And only four little ducks came back.

Four little F***s went missing like that.

Four little F***s from a council flat,

A scary man threw one in a sack,

And only three little F***s came back.

Three little F***s went to the baths,

Left at the offy, then follow the paths,

Mother F*** had a heart attack,

And only two little F***s came back.

Two little F***s outside the church,

With an oversized coffin and a queasy lurch,

The police arrived and arrested Zach,

And only one little F*** came back.

One little F*** stands with a knife,

Bargaining inside for his dear life,

One gentle swing and a violent hack,

And no more little F***s came back.

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silly extensions of nursery rhymes

updated Jun 12 '09 by Pontiac