There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do
So she gave them some broth without any bread
And she whipped them all soundly a and sent them to bed
In time the big family made it bigger in the news
And she quickly found out that her kids she would loose.
So she smartened right up and bought them a house
And fed them all well so that they wouldn’t grouse.
But social services arrived and took them away
And the old woman was alone for the rest of her days
She moved back into the old stinky shoe
And invested her time inventing a new kind of glue.