Baah Baah Black Sheep

Baah baah black sheep, have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

One for my master and one for my dame,

One for the little boy who lives down the lane.

Baah baah black sheep, have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

 

Moo moo brown cow, have you milk for me?

Yes sir, yes sir, take it from my teat.

Squeeze a little harder if it isn’t coming out,

Forceful, firm extraction is what I’m all about.

Moo moo brown cow, have you milk for me?

Yes sir, yes sir, please come hold my teat.

 

Cluck cluck red chicken, have you any eggs?

Yes sir, yes sir, as many as your legs.

One for your omelet and one for your toast

Holy crap, what am I saying? You are evil and gross.

Cluck cluck angry chicken, have you any eggs?

Yes sir, yes sir, I already f*cking said that.

The End

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