Three Blind Mice

 

Three blind mice.

Three blind mice.

See how they run.

See how they run.

They all ran after the farmer's wife,

Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,

Did you ever see such a sight in your life,

As three blind mice?

 

Four deaf cats.

Four deaf cats.

Hear how they sing.

Hear how they sing.

They each serenaded the fishmonger's niece,

Who shut them all up with a haddock apiece,

Some say they're the reason she's cancelled her lease,

Those four deaf cats.

 

Twelve and a half amputee dogs.

Twelve and a half amputee dogs.

See how they roll.

See how they roll.

They all rolled into a lingerie shop,

Where each of them purchased a camisole top,

They just don't feel sexy since getting the chop,

Those twelve and a half amputee dogs.

 

 

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