I'm a Pretty Little Dutch Girl

I am a pretty little Dutch girl,
As pretty as I can be.
And all the boys in the neighborhood
Are crazy over me!

I'm a pregnant little Dutch Girl

As round and fat can be

And none of the blokes this side of the wood

Admit paternity!

While there is no clue, given my shoddy research, of how this one came to pass, I suspect it was written by a little girl that everyone hated.

The End

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