Monday's Child

Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woe.
Thursday's child has far to go
Friday's child is loving and giving.
Saturday's child works hard for a living
But the child that is born on the Sabbath Day
Is bonny and blithe and good and gay.

Monday's child has botoxed brows.

Tuesday's child has non-stop rows.

Wednesday's child is in rehab.

Thursday's child travels by cab.

Friday's child is on parole.

Saturday's child is on the dole.

But the child that is born on the Sabbath Day

Will thump you if you say he's gay!

The End

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