Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again!
Humpty Dumpty started to beg
When the king`s horsmen stomped on his leg
The King`s renewed senses said oh what a hassle``
Forget the dumb Egg, Defend the damned Castle!
There are various theories as to what Humpty Dumpty was. One suggests Humpty Dumpty was old English slang for a careless, awkward person who would hurt themselves given any situtation others would not. Another suggests that Humpty Dumpty was a massive Cannon perched atop Edingburg Castle. The two may both be correct. Or Neither.