Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again!

Humpty Dumpty started to beg

When the king`s horsmen stomped on his leg

The King`s renewed senses said oh what a hassle``

Forget the dumb Egg, Defend the damned Castle!

 

There are various theories as to what Humpty Dumpty was.  One suggests Humpty Dumpty was old English slang for a careless, awkward person who would hurt themselves given any situtation others would not.  Another suggests that Humpty Dumpty was a massive Cannon perched atop Edingburg Castle.  The two may both be correct.  Or Neither.

 

 

 

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