Nursery Rhymes Extended
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
and Jill came tumbling after.
And when Jack and Jill they came to rest
it was such a humorous sight,
for Jack was woozie and Jill looked boozie
and both were out for the night.
Yes, Jack turned to drink and was never the same,
and Jill thought it all her fault
so Jack left town and never was found,
and Jill started dating a French Formula One racing car driver named Jacques and moved to a villa in Tuscany.
The End
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"classic nursery rhymes that go just a little further"
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