Nursery Rhymes Extended

classic nursery rhymes that go just a little further

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water,

Jack fell down and broke his crown,

and Jill came tumbling after.


And when Jack and Jill they came to rest

it was such a humorous sight,

for Jack was woozie and Jill looked boozie

and both were out for the night.


Yes, Jack turned to drink and was never the same,

and Jill thought it all her fault

so Jack left town and never was found,

and Jill started dating a French Formula One racing car driver named Jacques and moved to a villa in Tuscany.

The End

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