3men were once trapped in the middle of a desert when they came upon a rusty old spoon. Picking it up, they were surprised when a genie appeared. He granted them each one wish since there were three of them and he told them to run down the dune and scream whatever they wanted.
The first ran down and wished for a dune buggy, and away he drove.
The second ran down and wished for an airplane, and away he flew.
The third ran down the hill, tripped, and yelled S H I T!
Bad I know