If you happen upon a news worthy scene, make sure you've got on some old overalls, no shirt, or just a bra for ladies. Your hair is uncombed, black out a few teeth, and do NOT wear makeup. Then let yourself be interviewed speaking in a thick hillbilly accent, "I seen the WHOLE thing! I wuz jus' standing over yonder by my car, talkin' to my friend Butch, when this 1/2 ton Ford came outta nowhere!.."
Rob a bank, gas station, or liquor store without a mask. Wave at the camera and
Paint a giant symbol on your roof, visible from satellite, preferrably vulgar.
Kidnap a child.
Do unspeakable things to another person.
Kill someone, then do unspeakable things to them.
Look into the camera lens held by your best buddy and say, "Hey ya'll! Watch this!" Post it on youtube.
Throw your shoes at the President.
Fly your plane into a tall building. Or a mountain.
Steal from the poor.
Lose on a reality TV gameshow. In fact, be the jerk on a reality TV gameshow. Or win, but the public never remembers them...
Train your pet to do something amazing.
Have your small child dial 911 and pretend it saves your life.
Videotape a tornado or hurricane.
Demand child support from a famous person for your secret lovechild.
Pretend your child has gone missing.
Go to the news station as a caterer or special highlight guest, and stumble on set at an innapropriate time.
Put yourself in jail and refuse to leave.
Survive a shark attack, being lost in an avalanche, or a horrific accident.
Contribute lots of money to something, like a new hospital wing.
Volunteer and become a spokesperson for that organization.
Run from one side of your country to the other because you feel like running.
Have a baby in a public place, or in your car, or on a plane.
Have multiple births.
Adopt a pet with disabilities. Adopt and exotic pet. Adopt and exotic pet with disabilities.
Work for the news station.
Drive your car into a building.
Play with dynamite and "accidentally" blow something up.
Collect things, like live giraffes or fire trucks, in your yard.
Burn down a building and be interviewed at the scene.
Live to be over 100.
Drop dead in a public place.