Watching to much telly:
mum: Why are you watching the t.v again?! It's not good for you!
Me: But scientests say that telly's good for you if you don't watch kids stuff. *smiles whilst flipping the channel*
Me: Its true! I saw it on t.v!
Smashing a nieghbours window whilst playing football:
nieghbour: What was that?... WHO DID THIS!?!
Me: Ummmm, me?
Nieghbour: How dare you?? When I'm finished with you....
Me: What! It wasn't my fault - it was an accident, I was practicing my aim for this weeks game!
Sister telling on me for doing nothing:
Mum: So you kicked ................(sisters name ), did you?
Me: No I didn't! she kicked me and because I was about to tell on her, she told on me fist!
mum: Hmmmmm....*walks away*