Excuses Excuses


Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homework today?"

Me: "My grandma died."

Teacher: "I thought your grandma died last week.."

Me: "That was my paternal grandma. This one was maternal. D-uh!"

Teacher: Death of two grandparents in a single week. You must be overcome with grief.

(I wipe the smirk off my face and put on the sad puppy-dog expression.)


Mom: Why didn't you dry the dishes?

Me: I thought Sana(my sister) was doing it!

Mom: She has exams this week. Besides, she does a lot more work around here than you.

Me: What?? No way! I threw out the garbage just last week. Really, it's starting to feel like I do everything around here!

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