Nothin' Says Lovin'Mature

To your eternal shame, you didn't quite realize that "marshmallow rice squares" was a euphemism for something Also, you were hungry at the time. Being raised to respect one's elders has never been more difficult in all your life as you try and unhook the frayed, yellowing bra of an octogenarian. As soon as it comes off, there is a blessed blank spot in your memory. You have never, and will never try and remember that day. You awake the next morning with a pair of dentures tucked into the waste band of your underwear. You fling them away and shower. Repeatedly.
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